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C&R Fight Club: QUEEN ELIZABETH II vs. POLT!
Welcome to Cocky & Rude Fight Club! The rules to the game are simple. Each week we’ll introduce our fighters. We’ll do the leg work and help you analyze their strengths and weaknesses. Then...
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C&R Fight Club: Polt Wins Round 3!
That poor little old lady didn’t stand a chance. With a barely any effort at all, Polt (who scored 95% with 120 votes) defeated Queen Elizabeth II (who only scored 5% with 6 votes) in the third round...
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Let’s Snoop Around the C&R Readers’ Desks!
There’s something kinda fun and dangerous about snooping around someone’s private things. Whether you’re peeking in a coworker’s drawers, peeking in a blogger’s windows (yes, I’m referring to Polt),...
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10 Reasons Why Unicorns Are Awesome
Let’s face it. Unicorns are way cooler than all of us. Here’s 10 reasons why Unicorns are Awesome! 1. They have giant phalluses on top of their heads. And a lot can be said for easy access. 2. They...
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Butter Side Up
Hi everyone! Welcome to Michelle M. Mondays, where I will attempt to entertain you every week until I get bored or find something better to do with my time. Civil rights, the economy, immigration, the...
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10 Reasons Why Polt’s Toilet Seat Keeps Breaking
Yesterday on Twitter, Polt gave us a quick peek into the Palace‘s bathroom: A weird tradition? Not so much. There are perfectly good reasons that Polt keeps breaking his toilet seats. 10 perfectly...
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Blogorama!
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or in my case, laziness. So here are some ideas that were stolen inspired by some of my favorite bloggers. Polt’s Palace features Superman Sundays and...
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Happy Black Friday Birthday, Polt!
Last year, C&R told you the truth about the first Thanksgiving, and how it lead to the birth of Polt. In case you’ve forgotten, here it is: About 7000 years ago, this dude named Columbus sailed...
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Bloggy Gift Exchange 2011!
This year’s Bloggy Gift Exchange featured 25 bloggy friends, 24 awesome gifts, 2 countries, lots of smiles, lots of sugar, a few tears, a pack of Magnum condoms, and tons and tons more. Thanks to...
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The (not) Friday Five!
1. News interns caught on camera! 2. Harry! Instead of doing it himself (which he is capable of, but would never get around to), Harry (finally) decided to hire a drywaller to patch up the holes and...
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Random Crap #2
What does one do when they’ve had a busy week, realize they have a post due the next day and have no time or idea of what to do? Why, cobble together some random crap and send it in to Adam, that’s...
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My Celebrity Free Pass List
Just like Ross on Friends, I have a free pass list* (a celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other** that should you meet one of the five people on your list, you have...
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It’s My Bravo!
Did you hear the news?! Andy Cohen, Bravo’s Executive Vice-President of Original Programming and Development has been FIRED!* My sources say that it was something to do with his smarmy attitude,...
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Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3: Week 10
Our ninth week is complete! Today our contestants celebrate nine weeks into the cockiest and rudest weight loss competition evahhhh! It’s Biggest Cock & Rudest Loser 3! As we begin the 10th week of...
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What Were They Thinking?!
It’s a day of What Were They Thinking photos! Check back throughout the day for thought-cloud more fun! What was Polt thinking?! Leave your thoughts in the comments! Submit your potential What Were...
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